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[Antwari]

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Greetings Whoever you may be!

You have chosen wisely to follow this Link! Surely you are well versed in the arts of thinking, and thus worthy of our attention. Congratulations!
The EMPIRE welcomes you to join our cause! Stability, justice and protectione for all!

In a chaotiv universe with infinite possibilities, the one thing we all need is order! The right to know our towel will still be where we left it tomorrow, the right to breathe and live our lives the way we see fit*, the right to trade with whoever we like** or get rich by other means***.

Whatever you may have heared, the EMPIRE is where you need to be! JOIN NOW!

Grand Admiral Antwari





* As in conjuncion with Empireal law.
** As in the list of likeable trade partners kindly provided by empireal officials.
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